One of my favorite people in the whole world, Stoopid V just announced that she’s pregnant. In classic Stoopid V manner, when I asked her if she was excited, happy or scared, she replied that she was none of the above. Instead, she’s just annoyed. Classic. One of Stoopid V’s charms is how she complains all the time and actually likes it when we bitch her out for whining. She always used to complain about how her stomach hurt all the time and that I never believed her. But recently she got over all that. I think her stomach was tied in knots (literally!) and all those massages she’s been treating herself to got the kinks out or something. Whatever happened, she must have also knocked a few eggs free of her ovaries because she got pregnant pretty soon thereafter! Anyway, so now she’s annoyed. Not about being pregnant so much as being inconvenienced by the timing of it all, considering she’s got a job relocation coming amongst other things. But probably worst of all for her is that she will not be able to have sushi or get massages during the pregnancy. Talk about a blow to her way of life! Awwwww, sorry Stoopid V, did you want to have some grilled uni at Sushi of Gari? Awwww, you did; that’s sweet. 😛